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So when Fox News was invited to the White House Correspondence Dinner with the President of the United States… They thought, “Uh… Yeah, why don’t we just invite the pretty one from that show the kids all love! That’ll show ’em. We don’t take any of them seriously, because he’s a celebrity!”

Some how the idea of the Gossip Girl boys going to this thing in addition to being invited by Fox News really amuses the hell out of me.

Was the Twilight busy for the evening?

In addition to all that, the celebrities list on the thing on a whole seems a bit random. Eva Longoria? Why isn’t George Clooney attending? Or their holy highnesses Maddox and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt? They are above simple American affairs, I’m sure.