I was eating lunch at work few minutes ago and coughed because I choked a chicken nugget piece. I coughed for quite a bit while my coworkers watched a trance light show on someone’s computer, occasionally looking at me like “I hope she isn’t dying…”

So, I was like, as long as I don’t do this ::hand to throat, aka. universal sign for choking:: and I got blank looks.

“Um… the universal sign for choking? I would be dead by now, wouldn’t I?”
“Um, Umi, we would be still watching the light show…”

Gee, thanks guys.

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